Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Weddings and Marriage - 1

Weddings and Marriage

I didn't discover what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late.

Weddings and Marriage

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Weddings and Marriage

'Are you fond of nuts?' 'Is this a marriage proposal?'

Weddings and Marriage

The kindest thing that I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are much nicer than mine.

Weddings and Marriage

If marriage is ever outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

Weddings and Marriage

I married Miss Right. The trouble was that I didn't know that her first name was Always.

Weddings and Marriage

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Weddings and Marriage

She wanted to marry a waiter, but he had reservations.

Weddings and Marriage

A man who had just bought a four-seater aircraft invited a friend to join him and his wife on its initial flight. As soon as they were in the air, the owner, beaming, turned to his friend. ''What I really enjoy about traveling this way,'' he said, ''is the absolute sense of freedom it gives you. No worry about jaywalkers, no lights, no traffic jams. And best of all,'' he added with a wry smile, ''no back-seat driving.'' Suddenly his wife, who was sitting in the rear and peering out of the window, screamed, ''SAM! For heaven's sake, watch out for those birds!''

Weddings and Marriage

A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.