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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Shopping - 1
Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about shops and shopping.
Shopping
Lady Customer: I want a dress to match my eyes. Shop Assistant: Sorry, madam, we don't sell bloodshot dresses.
Shopping
Customer: So what happens now that your opening sale has ended?
Shopkeeper: Our closing down sale begins.
Shopping
Lady Customer: Can I try on that dress in the window?
Assistant: If you really want to, but I think it would be better if you tried it on in the changing room.
Shopping
Customer: Do you have any camouflage jackets?
Assistant: Yes, we have loads of them, but we can't find them.