10 Randomly Selected Jokes

Here are 10 humorous jokes and funny stories selected at random from our collection.

''Do you have any criminal lawyers in this town?'' ''Well, we are sure that we have but we haven't been able to prove it yet.''

Jock was once run over by a brewery lorry. It was the first time in his life that the drinks were on him.

I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was the complaint?
We haven't had any yet.

What do you call a man with a jumbo jet on his head?
Ron Way.

A blind date is where you expect her to be a vision and she turns out to be a sight for sore eyes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno what time it is?

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on her mirror.

How do you become a university professor?
By degrees.

The Broken Window by Eva Brick

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