Newest Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories - 1

Divorce

Two men are talking. The first one says, "The reason that I got married was because I was tired of having to eat out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing worn-out clothes."
"That's amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."

Located in the Divorce subcategory of the Weddings and Marriage jokes category

Childrens

When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!

Located in the Childrens jokes category

Famous Books

Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis

Located in the Famous Books subcategory of the Humorous jokes category

Why Did

Why did the lion cross the road?
Because it was a mane road.

Located in the Why Did subcategory of the Questions jokes category

Chickens

Why did the nun's chicken cross the road?
It did it out of habit.

Located in the Chickens subcategory of the Animals jokes category

Chickens

Why did the chicken only pretend to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.

Located in the Chickens subcategory of the Animals jokes category

What Do You

What do you call a man who is in peak physical condition?
Jim.

Located in the What Do You subcategory of the Questions jokes category

Did You Hear About

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

Located in the Did You Hear About subcategory of the Questions jokes category

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arnold.
Arnold who?
Arnold friend of yours.

Located in the Knock Knock subcategory of the Classic jokes category

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

Located in the Knock Knock subcategory of the Classic jokes category