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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Men - 1
Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about men.
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Men are like commercials - you can't believe a word they say.
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Men are like used Cars - both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
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Men are like placemats - they only show up when there's food on the table.
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Men are like mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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Men are like bank accounts -
without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
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What is a man's idea of helping out with housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.
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Why did God make men before women?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
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Men are just like the weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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Men are just like horoscopes.
They are always telling you what to do and are usually wrong.