Humorous Why Did? Jokes - 1

Here is our collection of humorous 'why did' jokes.

Why did the lion cross the road?
Because it was a mane road.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
Because Donald Ducked.

Why did Karl Marx drink instant tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did the baker stop making donuts?
Because he was tired of the hole business.

Why did the theatre manager find a new job?
He wanted a change of scenery.

Why did everyone in the courtroom keep jumping up and down?
Because it was a kangaroo court.

Why did the burglar take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the football coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.

Why did the man with a pony-tail visit his doctor?
Because he was a little hoarse (horse).

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