Humorous What Has? Jokes - 1

Here is our collection of humorous 'what has' jokes.

What has eight arms, is covered in fur, and likes drinking milk?
An octopussy.

What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish bin.

What has a long tongue and walks along the yellow brick road?
The lizard of Oz.

What has a bottom at its top?
A leg.

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.

What has two humps and can change color?
A camel-ion.

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.

What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.

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