Humorous What Do You? Jokes - 1

Here is our collection of humorous 'what do you call', and 'what do you get' jokes.

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What do you call a man who is in peak physical condition?
Jim.

What do you get if you cross a flying insect with indigestion?
A rumblebee.

What do you call birds that fly through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

What do you get if you cross a large jet airliner with an accountant?
A Boring 747.

What do you get if you cross a carrier pigeon?
A bird that knocks before delivering the message.

What do you call a man with a jumbo jet on his head?
Ron Way.

What do you call a nervous insect?
A jitterbug.

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.

What do you call an old lady who writes nursey rhymes while squeezing oranges?
Mother juice.

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