Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Soccer - 1

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about soccer.

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What's the difference between your local soccer team and a teabag?
The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why was Cinderella useless at football?
Because she kept running away from the ball.

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Why is Count Dracula a useless goalkeeper?
He hates crosses.

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The top scorer of a soccer team was tragically killed in a car accident one evening. Seeing an opportunity for glory, the reserve striker went in to see the boss. ''How about me taking his place'' he asked. ''I'm not sure about that,'' said the manager, ''I'll have to speak to the undertaker first.''