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Knock Knock Jokes - 1

Here is our collection of really ancient knock knock jokes.

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Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arnold.
Arnold who?
Arnold friend of yours.


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tararaboomdeay.


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marietta.
Marietta who?
Marietta big cream doughnut.


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore necessary on a house?


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annabel.
Annabel who?
Annabel would be useful on this door.


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus is what you're supposed to do.


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex plain once you let me in.


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Deluxe.
Deluxe who?
Deluxe Ness monster.


Knock Knock


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya keep a secret?

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