Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Husbands - 1

Husbands

In the good old days, husbands used to come home from work, and say, ''What's cooking?'' Now they say: ''What's thawing?''

Husbands

St. Peter went to work one day to find 2 lines of men at The Gate. One line snaked its way across heaven, as far as St. Peter could see. Above that line hung a sign reading: This Line Is For Men Whose Wives *ALWAYS* Told Them What To Do In the other line, he noticed only one man standing under a sign that read: This Line Is For Men Whose Wives *NEVER* Told Them What To Do St. Peter asked the man, ''What are you doing in this line?'' To which the man meekly replied, ''My wife told me to stand here!''