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What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato? A potato with bloodshot eyes.

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Humorous Signs - 1

This is our collection of humorous signs.

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Humorous Signs


Man Wanted To Wash Dishes And Two Waitresses


Humorous Signs


Sign ouside hospital: Visitors - Husbands Only. One Per Patient


Humorous Signs


Sign outside a restaurant: Open Seven Days A Week (except Sundays)


Humorous Signs


On a packet of sleeping tablets Warning. May cause drowsiness


Humorous Signs


Any Dogs Found Worrying Will Be Shot


Humorous Signs


Haircuts While You Wait


Humorous Signs


In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.


Humorous Signs


In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.


Humorous Signs


In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream.


Humorous Signs


Sign on a wall in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

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