Humorous How Do You? Jokes - 1

Here is our collection of humorous 'how do you' jokes.

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

How do you make an egg laugh?
You tell it a yolk.

How do you sneak up on a celery? Stalk.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card.

How do you become a university professor?
By degrees.

How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.

How do you know if a pilot is at your party? He'll tell you.

How do you confuse an idiot?
Give him three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

How do you communicate with a fish? You drop him a line.

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