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What do you call a sweater that bounces?
A bungee jumper.

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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Girlfriends - 1

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about girlfriends.

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Girlfriends


Brian: My girlfriend likes to be tickled under the chin. William: Which one?


Girlfriends


George: Last year my girlfriend had a coming-out party. Jack: I bet that when they saw her they sent her back in again.


Girlfriends


My girlfriend has been on a crash diet. Is that why she looks like a wreck?


Girlfriends


My new girlfriend is as pretty as a flower. A cauliflower.


Girlfriends


My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...


Girlfriends


My girlfriend is just a skeleton, but I love every bone in her body.


Girlfriends


I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.


Girlfriends


My girlfriend loves nature. That's very kind of her considering what nature has done to her.


Girlfriends


When I proposed to my girlfriend she said: I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.


Girlfriends


My girlfriend is a beautiful redhead - no hair, just a red head.

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