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Did you hear about the idiots who drove their truck off a bridge one night?
The driver broke the glass and got out, but the two in the back drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Family Pets - 1

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about family pets.


Family Pets


My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.


Family Pets


Your dog just chased the postman down the road on his bike. You must be mistaken my dog hasn't got a bike.


Family Pets


Customer: Could I have a puppy for my son please?
Pet Shop Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't do swops.


Family Pets


I call my pet dog locksmith because every time I open the door he makes a bolt for it.


Family Pets


A man goes to a pet shop and buys a parrot. Every morning he stands in front of the cage and asks in a pleasant voice ''Can you talk?'' This goes on for weeks with absolutely no response from the bird. Finally one morning, totally fed up, he shouts ''CAN YOU TALK, YOU STUPID CREATURE?
CAN YOU TALK?'' The bird looks him in the eye and says ''I can talk, all right. Can you fly?''


Family Pets


That's a fantastic bulldog you've got there. He's not a bulldog - he was chasing a cat and ran into a wall.