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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Elephants - 1
Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about elephants.
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
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What do you call a rich and trendy elephant?
A member of the jumbo jet set.
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Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts.
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What do elephants do in the evenings?
They watch elevision.
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What is grey, has four legs, large ears and jumps up and down?
An elephant on a trampoline.
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What do you call an elephant that is no good at maths?
Dumbo.
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What do you call an elephant that never takes a bath?
A smellyphant.
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What should you do if you are wandering through the wilds of Africa and you meet a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.
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What is large, grey and beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinder elephant.
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What do you call a clumsy elephant?
Fumble jumbo.
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