Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Dogs - 1

Dogs

'Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?' 'No, what happened?' 'He stole the show.'

Dogs

A woman seated at the movies was surprised to find, sitting in the two adjacent seats, a man with a sheep dog sitting next to him. All through the movie, she noticed the dog watching the picture with apparent understanding, snarling when the villain appeared, and yelping happily at the funny parts. At the end of the movie, she tapped the man on the shoulder. ''I just can't get over how much your dog enjoyed the movie,'' she said. ''It surprised me too,'' the man answered, ''He absolutely hated the book.''

Dogs

Father: Joe, why are you making faces at that bulldog?
Joe: Well, he started it.

Dogs

We named our dog Blacksmith because whenever he can he makes a bolt for the door.

Dogs

If Fairbanks, Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

Dogs

What does a dog get when it graduates from dog school?
A pedigree.

Dogs

Why do dogs meditate?
They like to paws for thought.

Dogs

I just got two pet dogs and I named them Rolex and Timex - they're watch dogs.

Dogs

What is a dog's favorite day of the week?
Chewsday.

Dogs

Have you ever noticed that when the doorbell rings, your dog is the first one to the door, but it's never for him?