Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Divorce - 1

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Two men are talking. The first one says, "The reason that I got married was because I was tired of having to eat out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing worn-out clothes."
"That's amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."

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His wife is getting a divorce and is asking for custody of the money.

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She certainly is a fantastic housekeeper. Each time she gets divorced she keeps the house.

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After suffering through years of his wife's awful coffee, the man spat it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer. Dropping it on the attorney's desk, the man growled, ''Here they are!'' ''Here are what?'' the startled lawyer asked. ''Grounds for Divorce.''