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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a rose?
A flower that tries to bite your throat when you sniff it.

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Humorous Did You Hear About? Jokes - 1

Here is our collection of humorous 'did you hear about the' jokes.

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Did You Hear About


Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.


Did You Hear About


Did you hear about the man who was given the nickname 'Fog'?
He was thick and wet.


Did You Hear About


Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
They made him convert to the metric system.


Did You Hear About


Did you hear about the Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
They called her Attila the Nun.


Did You Hear About


Did you hear about the French horn player whose wig fell into his instrument?
He spent the rest of the concert blowing his top.


Did You Hear About


Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him in.


Did You Hear About


Did you hear about the undertaker who retired?
He went and buried himself in the country.


Did You Hear About


Did you hear about the man with two left ears?
He couldn't hear right.


Did You Hear About


Did you hear about the man who stole some rhubarb?
He was put into custardy.


Did You Hear About


Did you hear about the two men who were caught stealing a calendar. The judge gave them six months each!

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