Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Dentists - 1

Dentists

What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

Dentists

A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. ''I want a toothpulled, ''the man said. ''We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff.'' ''You are a very brave man,'' remarked the dentist. ''Which tooth is it?'' ''Show him your bad tooth, honey,'' said the man to his wife.

Dentists

Dentist: I'm afraid I'll have to charge you fifty pounds for the tooth I've just extracted. Patient: But I thought you only charged ten pounds for extracting a tooth?
Dentist: Yes but you screamed so loudly, you scared four patients out of my waiting room.