Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Cows - 1

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What do you call a cow that has just given birth to a calf?
Decalfinated!

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

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Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moooovies.

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Where do cows go for a vacation?
Moo York.

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When her favorite bull was accidentally shot, the cow rationalized the situation by thinking that to err is human, but to forgive, bovine.

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Where do cows go after they get married? On a honey-moo.

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Where do young cows eat? At the Calf-eteria.

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''Oh, what a lovely cow!'' exclaimed the young woman from the city. ''But why doesn't it have any horns?'' ''There are many reasons,'' said the farmer. ''Some cows don't have them until later in life. Others have them removed, while other breeds are born without them. But this cow doesn't have any horns because it's a horse.