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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Cannibals - 1

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about cannibals.

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Cannibal 1: ''I don't think much of your wife.'' Cannibal 2: ''Well, never mind just eat the vegetables.''


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What is a contented cannibal?
Someone who is fed up with people.


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What happened when two tribes of cannibals went to war?
The winning tribe made mincemeat of the other.


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What did the cannibal who turned up late for dinner get?
The cold shoulder.


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A cannibal came home from hunting and saw his wife chopping up snakes and a small man. Oh, not snake and pygmy pie again!


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Did you hear about the cannibal who wanted to become a detective so that he could grill all the suspects?


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1st Cannibal Woman: I just don't know what to make of my husband these days. 2nd Cannibal Woman: How about a curry?


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What did one cannibal say to his friend?
Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
That was no girl, that was my supper.


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Why was the cannibal fired from his job. Because he kept buttering up his boss.


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Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mother: Pop him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.

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