Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Blondes - 1

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about blondes.

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What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You often hear about them, but never actually see any.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? She saw ''911'' on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way.

If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first? The brunette. The blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart? A shopping cart has a mind of it's own.

What did the blonde say to the physicist? ''Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?''

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A Branch Manager.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been spotted.

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