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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Doctors - 1

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about doctors and the medical profession.

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Doctors


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a window. Doctor: Do you have a pain?


Doctors


Lots of eminent doctors have examined his brain - but they can't find anything in it.


Doctors


Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I can't stop myself eating dates. Doctor: That's not really a problem. Patient: Yes it is, I've run out of calendars.


Doctors


Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Last week I swallowed a clock. Doctor: Why didn't come to see me at once?
Patient: I didn't want to alarm anyone.


Doctors


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together man.


Doctors


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've just been bitten by a dog. Doctor: Name?
Patient: Fido.


Doctors


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've got skin trouble. Doctor: Have you?
Patient: Yes, I can't peel this banana.


Doctors


Dodtor, doctor, will I ever get better?
At what?


Doctors


Doctor, doctor, I keep having hot flushes. You don't need a doctor, it's a plumber you need.


Doctors


Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a mountain. Well you do look a little peaky.

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