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Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

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Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories about Animals - 1

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about animals.

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Animals


How do sheep keep themselves warm in the winter?
Central bleating.


Animals


Where would you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.


Animals


Why did the little birdie go to the vet?
To get tweetment.


Animals


What is another name for parrot food?
Pollyfilla.


Animals


How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.


Animals


Two budgies are sitting on a perch and one says to the other, can you smell fish?


Animals


What animal talks a lot?
A yak.


Animals


Why are four-legged animals such bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.


Animals


Why does a stork stand on one leg?
Because if it lifted the other one as well, it would fall over.


Animals


What has feathers and grumbles all the time?
Moody Woodpecker.

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