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What do you call a judge who has no fingers?
Justice Thumbs.

Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories

funny jokes and stories

Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

There are American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

  • Questions
    Did You Hear About? How Do You? Intelligence Tests, What Did? What Do You? What Has? What Is? Why Can't You? Why Did? Why Do? Why Is It? Why Was?
  • Restaurants
    Lots of 'waiter' jokes
  • Shopping
    shops and shopping
  • Sports
    fishing, golf, soccer
  • Transportation
    car bumper stickers, car drivers
  • Weddings and Marriage
    Jokes about weddings and marriage
  • Women
    women car drivers
  • Work
    office humor


A Randomly Selected Joke

Miscellaneous
Because of a dense fog, a Mississippi steamboat had to stop at the mouth of the river. A woman passenger demanded to know the cause of the delay. ''Can't see up the river,'' the harassed captain replied. ''Fog's too thick.'' ''But I can see the stars overhead,'' the woman said. ''Yes,'' the captain growled, ''but unless the boilers explode, we're not going that way.''

You can find more jokes like this in the Miscellaneous jokes category